The Fuck, Young Master
j6:

this is true friendship my friends

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via angsty-and-rude)


talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(Source: cucumb-ler, via manddy1998)


sadyuri:

"Yeah but what’s your birth name???" lmao nice try, kira

(Source: anastasiayngling, via alwaysblazingg)


p3rspective:

You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.

You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.

You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.

You may fail, but you are not a failure.

You are not your downfalls.

(via misterswan)


magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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its real

(Source: magneito, via jerkidiot)


vhenan:

how hard is it to grasp that two characters hate each other? there’s no underlying sexual tension, there’s no secretly caring about each other but not wanting the other to know it. they just hate each other, pure and simple. WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?

(via nicatine)


earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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(via levis-taller-than-me)


Tell me about your body
  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?


raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via caslikesdragons)


fairytailflame:

Where did my pants go?
i have no clue bro.
so random„
skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

shinichi-san:

Ah you’re watching tokyo ghoul? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] ghoul all those fricking tokyos